Random Quotes: Adopted Kids

Gilda Radner - "Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you."

2,500

"Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people."

See. Right-handed people think I am kidding when I ask for products designed for lefties. It's a serious thing. I could be killed. If not me, then any one of the following left-handed actors (just to name a few):
Dan Aykroyd
Tim Allen
Amitabh Bachchan, Indian actor
Matthew Broderick
Bruce Boxleitner
Carol Burnett
James Cromwell
Tom Cruise
Matt Dillon
Olivia de Havilland
Robert DeNiro
Fran Drescher, comedian
Richard Dreyfuss
Peter Fonda
Terri Garr
Paul Michael Glaser
Whoopie Goldberg
Jim Henson, puppetteer
Kermit the Frog
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Lisa Kudrow
Shirley MacLaine
Andrew McCarthy
Kristy McNichol
Steve McQueen
Howie Mandel, comedian
Mary Stuart Masterson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Anthony Perkins
Luke Perry
Bronson Pinchot
Joe Piscopo, comedian
Robert Redford
Keanu Reeves
Julia Roberts
Jerry Seinfeld, comedian
Christian Slater

Random Quote #3

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock

1 month, 12 days: an Interview of sorts

(9:13:12 AM) Lindsay H.: :)
(9:14:31 AM) Monica : reporter hat on here: with 1 month and 12 days to go, what are you feeling about your upcoming wedding day?
(9:15:24 AM) Lindsay H. : lol
(9:16:04 AM) Monica : This is a serious question, that hundreds - okay, tens - of people woud like to know the answer to. Don't you feel like you owe your public an answer?
(9:16:26 AM) Monica : So again, I ask Ms. ...how are you feeling about your upcoming nuptials?
(9:16:38 AM) Lindsay H. : you're making me lol
(9:17:23 AM) Monica : Aside from being all giggly, do you feel nervous?
(9:17:49 AM) Monica : Do you have any idea what your last meal as a single woman would be?
(9:17:50 AM) Lindsay H. : I'm hungry!
(9:17:53 AM) Monica : lol
(9:18:01 AM) Lindsay H. : hahahahahaha
(9:18:09 AM) Monica : Perhaps, cheese pizza and a diet coke?
(9:18:48 AM) Monica : Ms. , I feel like you are avoiding these questions because you are hiding a deeper story...is there anything you would like to share with the online public?
(9:19:17 AM) Monica : OR is this a public relations tactic to keep us in suspense for the ceremony on 28 June?
(9:21:00 AM) Monica : Hmmm...silence...well folks, it looks like we are going to have to wait for a second interview with Ms. - soon to be Mrs. Holliday.
(9:21:19 AM) Lindsay H. : you're good
(9:22:13 AM) Monica : Until next time then...this is Monica with WGBE channel 7 reporting live inside the offices of Granberry Hills.
(9:22:37 AM) Monica : p.s. this is going into my blog. i'm just sayin'

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Listening to: Lily Allen - Everything's Just Wonderful
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